★ AN UNAFFILIATED PARODY · MMXXVI ★ THE CAT IS FICTIONAL ★ MANY PURRS · TREMENDOUS NAPS ★
FIRST CAT OF MEWMERICA · $TCAT

Trump, but a cat. finally.

Nine lives. Two terms. Many purrs. The comb-over fits better on fluff anyway. $TCAT is on Solana. Pet the cat. The cat is patient. The cat is also tremendous.

Trump the Cat presidential portrait
★ Official Mewmerica ★
$TCAT · DEXSCREENER · SOLANA CHECKING
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the oath of office

Six Articles of the Litterbox

The founding document. Believe me. They are the best articles. Many people are reading them.

  1. Make Mewmerica Great Again.

    The yarn ball is the chart. The chart is the yarn ball. I will untangle it. Tremendous untangling. The best.

  2. Build A Tall Cat Tree.

    Higher than any tree before. The dogs will pay for it. They always pay for it. Trust me on this.

  3. Two Terms. Nine Lives.

    The math is mathing. Eighteen years minimum. Maybe more. The cat does not check term limits.

  4. Mar-A-Litterbox Is The Capital.

    Government runs from the resort. The membership fee is the policy. Many people pay the fee.

  5. Tariffs On Tuna.

    If you want fish, you pay. Even if you're a cat. Especially if you're a cat. The tuna funds the kibble.

  6. $TCAT Is The Treaty.

    One token. One nation. One cat. Held by the holders. Held by the petters. Held forever. Believe me.

// ask the cat

The First Cat answers

A cat will answer your question. In some combination of meows and Trump-speak. Comedy only.

oval-litterbox · cat@mewmerica · v1.0
Welcome, folks. I am The First Cat. Tremendous to meet you. Many people, the best people, ask me things. I answer in meow. Believe me.
// presidential health monitor

Nine Lives

The cat has nine lives. One per disaster. Click to lose one. The cat keeps going.

LIVES REMAINING 9 / 9
★ the cat is fine ★
$TCAT coin
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$TCAT
FIRST CAT OF MEWMERICA

The Mewmerican coin

One face, the President. One face, the paw. Pressed in gold leaf at Mar-a-Litterbox. Spinning forever, like a campaign.

Tremendous coin. The best coin. Many people are saying. Hold to nap with the cat.

★ hover to stop the spin · the cat hates motion
★ The Mewseum ★
Oval office
★ THE OVAL
The resort
★ MAR-A-LITTERBOX
Cat rally
★ THE RALLY
Golf cat
★ THE GOLF
Cabinet of cats
★ THE CABINET
Presidential seal
★ THE SEAL
$TCAT token

$TCAT · the official treaty

SOLANA · SPL · FAIR LAUNCH · TICKER $TCAT

The official seal of the cat that runs everything (allegedly). $TCAT is a parody fan-tribute memecoin on Solana for everyone who looked at a comb-over and saw a cat. No team allocation. No promised utility. No actual political endorsement.

Hold to pet the cat. Nine lives. Two terms. One token. Don't invest what you can't afford to lose. The cat already has nine lives. You only have one.

★ EXECUTIVE NAP ★★ the cat is resting · do not disturb ★
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